THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
It wasn’t until the opportunity to read this novel, that I finally picked up The Virgin Romance Novelist then I slid right into the The Randy Romance Novelist. What Meghan Quinn has done with this conclusion was utterly amazing! I loved every aspect of it. The laughs and the spicy moments. Seriously, when Quinn says you need Depends.. DO IT!
Rosie is fresh out of finally getting together with Henry at the end of previous novel and this one picks up pretty much right afterwards. I laughed so hard, I had a hard time not waking up my hubby who was sleeping. Rosie is a magnet for the unfortunate events. Between the Va-Dick-Dazzling, the benwa balls and more.. Rosie is a recipe for disaster for trying to be the flirty, sexy vixen she wants to be. Henry didn’t know what was coming but I so love how sweet and adoring he is when it comes to Rosie. Their love and passion for each other is adorable. The way Henry tries to keep up to Rosie is so cute but the poor guy is getting burnt out!!! Henry is the total package too. Sweet, swoonworthy and sexy. When things get really crazy, he sticks by Rosie and I honestly wish there were more men like that out there for women to find!
Overall, between the laughs, the steamy and the tearful moments you get a full range of emotions while reading this book. I am honestly surprise Sir Licks A Lot stuck around for as long as he did!!! I honestly do not know why it took me so long to pick up The Virgin Romance Novelist to flow right into this one but I am so glad I did. It came at a really rough time in my life this year and it gave me my smile back. So thank you Meghan for writing something that brought me back to life this year! <3
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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